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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

woof-blitzer:

The new Childish Gambino song is dope

alexsaskarth:

if i die young and people i hate cry and use my death as an attention seeking tool, i want all of you to beat them to death so i may have my reckoning with them in the next life

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

I FIGURED OUT THE ONE THING THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM DOESN’T HAVE A GIF FOR

anigrrrl2:

innernerd1:

iniquitysoneoftheperks:

cardiffwaless:

THEIR OTP KISSING

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GO TO YOUR ROOM!

That is a low blow. Ouch.

spaghettipeej:

the666club:

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

Didnt make it any better

r u tryna tell me eating cigarette ashes is worse than eating dead people

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

devourer-of-gods:

pizzaforpresident:

im laughing so hard you’re so fucking stupid

Proof that people behind anon-hate are nothing but fucking cowards. So the next time an anon sends you hate, just remember this post and know you’re so much better than they are.

Hercules confirms he and Ariel are cousins (x)

dylanosmiilin:

Scallison was so great, it was scenes like these which made me fall in love with them.